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bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.

zubat:

denchgang:

where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone 

How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?

zubat:

denchgang:

where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone 

How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?

(Source: poyzn)

unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

(Source: unretrieved)

psyducker:

this is literally my favorite trend ever please never let this die

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

(Source: best-of-imgur)

satsekhem:

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

"Pardon me, I believe it is time for the delicious snacks that you provide. I will wait until you are ready."

(Source: pleatedjeans)

(Source: beeishappy)

addelburgh:

farewell

addelburgh:

farewell

(Source: ellendegeneres)

(Source: perrabasica)

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

(Source: the-sex-and-the-city-blog)

napabayaan:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

crazieees:

Everybody needs this on their blog

I learned a lot because of Tyra Banks. 

(Source: tyrabankssmize)