zackisontumblr:

mislerables:

theywillnotforceus:

my bed describes my lifestyle

single

queen

full

potatoandotherwise:

prettylittledwighthoustonlover:

potatoandotherwise:

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA,

WAY BEFORE NIRVANA,

THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE,

AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV,

HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL TELL HER THAT SHE’S UNCOOL

BUT SHE’S STILL PRETTY PREOCCUPIED

WITH

You were waiting for this weren’t you

I waited my entire Tumblr career for this.

just-a-little-magic:

ladiesofmagic:

r3tardis:

thestrollingdead:

why do americans have 1%, 2%, 300% milk and shit?

australians just have low fat, no fat, full cream, high calcium, high protein, soy, light, skim, omega 3, high calcium with vitamin D and folate or extra dollop.

did anyone else read that as that old bogan milk lady from that add

I just want milk that tastes like real milk

This tastes like full cream milk. And only 2% fat.

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

imjustawildone:

OMG †

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nevver:

Bait, Dino Paxenos

(Source: sexual-passion)

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cantnotmove:

i struggle to believe that penguins are even real

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(Source: muselock)

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