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fawnbabe:

If he doesn’t care about your orgasm, he doesn’t care about you

drunktrophywife:

ICONIC

(Source: subtubitles)

triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

lipstickstainedlove:

mshoneysucklepink:

beautifulhigh:

bjnovakdjokovic:

neonxwhales:

mediclopedia:

Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.

I MAKED THESE

Fun fact: my mum had her gall bladder removed a month ago. When I found that comic I emailed it to her. It made her laugh, it made her consultant laugh, and she put it at the front of her medical folder for her hospital stay.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt sadder for a gall bladder in all my life.

As a person with gall bladder disease it’s cute but I still hate mine haha.

(Source: kickstarter.com)

ignavis-sepmer-feriae:

please press enter

ignavis-sepmer-feriae:

please press enter

(Source: lesterellisjr)

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

lacigreen:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

sassy trojan, damn.  i like

lacigreen:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

sassy trojan, damn.  i like

awkwardnaked:

laurenhooper:

babyitsasweetlife:

Goals

Fucking reblog forever

Goals

awkwardnaked:

laurenhooper:

babyitsasweetlife:

Goals

Fucking reblog forever

Goals

(Source: b0mbshell101)

« Your feelings are valid simply because you feel them. »

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

(Source: exames)

hotboyfriend:

Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever 

shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

(Source: lolgifs.net)

gnzfx:

jib—reel:

lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x

STOP

gnzfx:

jib—reel:

lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x

STOP

yepitsprep:

Oh my god so cute

yepitsprep:

Oh my god so cute

(Source: chuchichaschtli)