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rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

my-name-is-bean:

new disney sucks ass

my-name-is-bean:

new disney sucks ass

(Source: necrophilofthefuture)

(Source: hanogz)

cornabuse:

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

Maybe he should tweet this instead…

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

think-thank-thunk:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

(Source: noveltastic)

(Source: 90s90s90s)


Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

(Source: enlightened-globetrotter)

dat-sick:

Artwork by Nikita Gale®, “I Almost Loved You” (2012)

dat-sick:

Artwork by Nikita Gale®, “I Almost Loved You” (2012)

fluffy-little-fallen-angel:

nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

I think I’ve found my favorite post

sam-mooschester:

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling

(Source: nerdjpg)

chen000:

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

image

this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

its very good !!

(Source: hydrangea7)